Written by Al N.

Saturday, 1 October 2016

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Trump claimed that Alicia Machado had gotten such a big head that her crown wouldn't even fit.

Big Chimney, WV From the campaign trail, Trump took aim at terrorism Saturday morning at 3 a.m. Apparently, 1996 Miss Universe Alicia Machado, who Trump likes to refer to as "Miss Piggy," needed taking down so as to prevent her from committing terrorist acts. And Trump was the man to do it, pointing out the faults and foibles of the Brazilian beauty queen.

Trump launched his attack with random takedowns of Ms. Machado, using innuendo about her "porn tape." (Many frustrated Americans spent hours searching for the alleged tape without finding anything.) After Trump was through it was evident that Trump had once again proved his point about beauty queens overeating and the world was safe once again.

Miss Piggy had no comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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