Little known fact: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s daddy was a sweetheart! He often serenaded the women he fell in love with – happened every drunken Fourth of July – and he got so good at it, he started writing swooning songs to try to get into a gal’s pan…
Muppet character and movie star, Miss Piggy Jamon, will soon file a $380M lawsuit against U.S. Presidential candidate, real estate developer and reality television personality, Donald J. Trump. Amiko Aventurista reports that Missy Piggy has three ba...
Big Chimney, WV From the campaign trail, Trump took aim at terrorism Saturday morning at 3 a.m. Apparently, 1996 Miss Universe Alicia Machado, who Trump likes to refer to as "Miss Piggy," needed taking down so as to prevent her from committing terror...
After hearing former Miss Universe Alicia Machado's story of being bullied, insulted, harassed and intimidated by current presidential candidate Donald Trump while Miss Universe, Ms. Piggy hits the warpath. "Who does he think he is? Just look at h...
We have gone from Deflategate to Inflategut. Tom Brady never let the air out of the ball, and Pablo Sandoval never missed a meal. Yep, Pablo Sandoval has violated the league rules by playing with overly inflated high-cal dinners, breakfasts, and...
UK Prime Minister Call Me Dave has admitted that he once had sexual intercourse with a pig as part of a game of 'Truth or Dare.' The game was carried out as part of the future prime minister's initiation into the exclusive and infamous 'Knobs Klub...
Travelers in NYC's Grand Central Station were stopped dead in their tracks yesterday when they witnessed an amazing press conference starring an irate group of cartoon characters complaining about their names. Here's "the skinny" about the even...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Just in time for Valentine's Day, the sad news was announced today that Miss Piggy has finally realized her inter-species love affair with Kermit the Frog, is going nowhere. In a press conference held at The Plaza Hotel, Mis...
The new portrait of the "Spitting Image" puppet of Tony Blair unveiled in the National Portrait Gallery this morning is considered a masterpiece of Alexander Adamson's work. Ralph Harris, whose portrait of the Spitting Image puppet of The Queen...
BOSTON - Ann Romney, wife of Mitt Romney, was in the city known by chefs throughout America as Bean Town. She had come to Boston on a winter shoe buying spree. Mrs Romney was asked by Asburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue how her h...
London - A 'Classic Brits - an offensive and dangerous sham' caption on the paper's front page sits squarely above the Welsh mezzo-soprano's pic. It's the latest media swipe at the diminutive blond warbler who bizarrely - an for no apparent reaso...
Kermit the Frog, 53, is said to be in hiding after sordid revelations have been leaked from sources close to the beleaguered star. In scenes reminiscent of the recent Charlie Sheen episodes, the usually clean cut star of The Muppets has been on a...
Miss Piggy now crowned the infamous "Duchess of Pork" today finally revealed to the world why she blackmailed the Royals. It was terrible! I thought I was the Lovechild of Prince Charles & Camilla. They gave me away when I was born. All m...
Following a tumultuous break up between famed television and stage actors, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, Kermit was apparently seen having a romantic dinner with Kirstie Alley at the Roma Café in Midtown Manhattan. No stranger to controversy, Ke...
Gavin Henson has proposed to Charlotte Church after a drunken night out on the town. Now Miss Church stands to become a millionaire almost overnight when she weds the hair to the Muppet Empire. The once acceptable rugby player apparently awoke from a...
Miss Piggy is the prima-donna pig who thinks she is a super star. Miss Piggy has entered the Subo lookalike contest in Las Vegas and reckons she stands a good chance of winning. "I am an even better singer than Susan Boyle" she said "I have sang w...
New York, New York - An emotional Miss Piggy walked into a New York Police Station today claiming she has not heard or seen from her life long companion, Kermit The Frog, since he was assigned to do an investigative reporting piece on Glenn Beck by t...
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