Trump's Debate Invitees

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Monday, 26 September 2016


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What, no tickets?

According to Hofstra University officials, Donald Trump's campaign staff requested 5,000 tickets for "special guests" of Mr. Trump.

In response, a purported Hofstra official told the Trump Organization: "The entire venue only holds 5,500 people to comply with local Fire Department regulations, so in keeping with your entire candidacy, and, in terms you may understand, go fuck yourself!"

Part of Trump's leaked guest list included Gennifer Flowers, Vince Foster, J. Christopher Stevens, Vladimir Putin, Hugo Chavez, Monica Lewinski, Vince McMahon, Pam Bondi, Tim Tebow, James B. McDougal and Elvis.

Rumors have circulated in greater New York that Ticketmaster had 5,450 tickets to the debate available for $1,500.00 each, but the company declined to respond to inquiries regarding the source of the supply.

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