Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 2 September 2016

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in an exclusive interview, Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly went head to head while debating the age-old question; Which is more painful, giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts?

What began as peace-making dialogue between the brightest star at Fox News and the controversial GOP Presidential candidate, ended up as a shouting match as Donald Trump accused the smirking Kelly as being a man-hating bitch.

Hardly able to control herself, with blood squirting out of every orifice, the otherwise kitten-like Kelly responded in kind; "You f..king, misogynistic piece of s..t, how would you know?"

"The same way you would know how if feels to be kicked in the nuts," responded The Donald.

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. But how would they know?

If giving birth is so painful, why do women often say after a year or so after giving birth, "It might be nice to have another child?"

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I think Trump wins this argument.

Good Night, Megyn.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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