Hillary's Pants on Fire

Funny story written by thomas o'hanlon

Thursday, 7 July 2016

Hillary Clinton's day of campaigning came to an abrupt end when her pants suddenly and inexplicably caught fire. "Why does this keep happening?" screamed the presidential candidate as her aids applied the contents of a fire extinguisher upon her trousers.

Bystanders say the sudden ignition came when Hillary, speaking to the press said "I was unaware of any wrong doing on my behalf"

An anonymous aid disclosed to this reporter that the same thing happened last night at the hotel suite when Mrs. Clinton said "It wasn't I who farted, I can assure you" and the day before while conversing with her husband when she uttered "I love you Bill"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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