Washington DC (Ass Mess): Reports that US Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary is pregnant have been met with a flurry of activity on the political spread-betting website Aintgottaprayer.com.
Current odds on offer suggest reputation-redeeming Pastor Ted Haggard 5/1 (with a run) may have made a donation to Ms Cheney's sperm-bank while a distant but highly fertile secret cousin of Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney comes in as a 20/1 long-shot.
La Cheney is keeping mum on the subject and neither she not her long-term partner Heather Poe have commented on reports that they had to use an anonymous donor from an internet-based provider operating under the 'Spunky Mickey from Tallahassee' franchise responsible for so many miraculous conceptions in the US bible-belt this year.
But well-placed sources close to the happy couple have hinted that the baby has already been sexed via ultrasound test and an appropriate name chosen: Karl Junior.......
