Ted Cruz has changed his format for filibusters in the future. Rather than reading children's novels to Senators in an effort to tell them all that they are much less intelligent than he is, he will sing songs for fun and profit.
The first song is a revision of the old Louis Armstrong song, What a Wonderful World.
Here are the most important lines:
What a Fund-er Full World...
I see Cruz shaking hands saying how do I start my campaign again?
But he's really saying I love you (to pay my campaign debt)...
What a Fund-er Full World
What a Fund-er Fool World
As a teaser to all Cruzbots, threatening to restart his campaign brings in their donations and att-a-boys, and he really doesn't care about the latter.