Written by Moose

Sunday, 3 January 2016

image for Donald Trump To Wear Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress For All Remaining Debates

NEW YORK, NY - Republican Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that he will wear Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress during all remaining Republican debates and will also wear it during the Presidential debate with Hillary Clinton, if he wins the Republican nomination.

Mr. Trump purchased the dress for $1.3M dollars in June of 2012.

The dress still contains Bill Clinton's semen stains after Ms. Lewinsky gave the former president nine blow jobs in the Oval Office between November 1995 and March 1997.

In 1998, Lewinsky turned the dress over to Kenneth Starr's investigators. An FBI lab analyst concluded that Clinton was the source of the semen on the dress.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump

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