CIA turncoat and American hero Edward Snowden sent a fresh batch of classified files to major news outlets that contain sensitive intelligence about yet another diabolical government conspiracy.
The unredacted documents describe the top secret plot in explicit detail including who, what, when, where, and why. Speaking on the condition of anonymity a high ranking official confirmed the authenticity of the scandal but disavowed any involvement in it for reasons of national security
or lack thereof.
Meanwhile the true facts about the evil scheme continue to emerge from the shadows like a looming specter warning us of our impending doom.