The FDA's recent approval of Filbanserin, dubbed "female Viagra is expected to create a new line of products: Gas-powered vibrators.
There has been much controversy around the drug, stemming from the fact that hypoactive sexual desire disorder, the thing that flibanserin purports to treat, isn't an actual disorder at all.
Hypoactive sexual desire disorder was actually invented by pharmaceutical companies. It was originally invented to sell testosterone patches.
Chain saw manufacturers, Stihl, Homelite, Husqvarna, Black and Decker, Craftsman, Poulan and Ryobi have all announced that they will be introducing new products to "fill the need" of their newly-energized female customers.
In other related news, consumers should expect significant price-hikes in cucumbers, zucchini, personal lubricants and cooking oils
