Skull & Bones Society suspected in Yale graduate's suicide leap

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 26 May 2015

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Yale's Bonesmen have been fucking with stuff since 1769

New Haven - A seedy Yale men's wanking club whose past members include George W Bush and George H W Bush is being probed about a new suicide scandal according to QM-NewsCorpse reports.

Cops have quizzed 'Boners' as Skull & Bones Society members are called about a recent Yale graduate's sudden unexpected suicide leap from an off-campus ninth floor apartment balcony.

A Bonesmen's amulet was discovered alongside his remains.

Commenting on the tragedy local police chief Lt Wally Fang said, "WTF?" tonight after describing how the leaper died shortly after knifing a fellow student during a fight.

The incident is the 23,879th involving Skull & Bone members since the frat club was founded in 1769.

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