Written by queen mudder

Monday, 9 March 2015

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Dambusta protected a Cold War breeding program run by the Russians to clone future Presidents of the USA

London, UK - A highly decorated World War III general and former UK Chief of Stuff has been quizzed by cops following a series of dawn raids as part of Operation Ratsarse.

General Sir Monty Dambusta, WC & bar, 47,942,716th in line to the British Throne, received a rude awakening at his lavish grace-and-favor apartment in Kensington Palace this morning.

The 30-bedroom, 36-bathroom, fifteen floor mansion has served as his central London bolthole ever since the old c**t blagged his way into the Palace.

By shredding a few tricky WMD documents and other awkward bits of shit.

This morning's raid follows media reports speculating whether Sir Monty has in his possession concrete overboots - ah, evidence! - of government fiasco cover-ups.

An interview posted on the Daily Bladder last Sunday described Dambusta as a fascist bastard who protected a Cold War breeding program run by the Russians to clone future US Presidents from alien DNA.

Including the White House's currant bun - uh, current incumbent.

Retired former US Secretary of Snakes General Colon Bowel is 94.

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