Chelsea racist hooligans show their true colour, and it aint blue!

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Wednesday, 18 February 2015

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Star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) international soccer reporter, Messieur Wee Wee Black-Cockadoodle, crawled out of the metro underground and observed the following.

Racist hooligan football yobs refused entry to a black gentleman attempting to enter a carriage and were caught singing, 'we are racists and we are proud of it' in his face and then shoved the brave guy out of the door, what a nice bunch of chaps they are!

The brave gentleman refused to exit the train and attempted time and again to force his way on to the carriage.

Police arrived and after the incident one racist hooligan attempted to crawl his way out of the situation and gave me the following interview:

"Now listen ere mush, we ain't fucking racists and we didn't sing that song, it was our favourite song to our non-elected racist leader, John Terry, and it goes like this, 'we love all black people and are proud non-racists' because John told us to keep our gobs shut uvverwise we would end up in a French prison, which has mainly black inmates just waiting to rape our white, virgin bums, get wat I mean guv!"

Our star reporter, Messieur Wee Wee Black-Cockadoodle, is quite sure he heard the original version of the racist song and does not accept any white power bullshit from anybody, especially football yobos!'

Latest news flash: French authorities will lock the morons up and leave them to their fate amongst the mainly black residents in a Parisian scumbag prison; shower time promises to be most entertaining, Ouch!

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