Cyberspace - The editor of a satirical online organ has reacted to headlines about sexually explicit apertures spamming the site.
TheSpoof.com's fearless editor says he's banning selfies of full-blown assholes - whether digitally enhanced or snot. Not.
The announcement comes amid reports that rival online rag FarceBook is pulling pics of bare genitals and buttocks, especially tacky before-and-after Brazilian wax shots.
Also banned are full-on breasts wih stonking great nipples - subject to a few human frights provisos such as women breastfeeding their babies.
Or revealing post-mastectomy scarring.
Presumably Fifth Amendment rights about gunshot wound scarring and/or congenital toothmarks (WTF dat? Ed) must also apply.
Commenting on the explicit palaver, the editor-in-chief said this afternoon that nudity, sexual activity and digital stimulation are all regular features on his site as he waved through a news snippet on halal circumcision of ten day old lambkins by sharia shiites.
Catch the website's 2015 astrological advice on anal bleaching perspectives by clicking right here.
