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Monday, 16 March 2015

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Tit for tat: nudity, sexual activity and digital stimulation all feature on the site

Cyberspace - The editor of a satirical online organ has reacted to headlines about sexually explicit apertures spamming the site.

TheSpoof.com's fearless editor says he's banning selfies of full-blown assholes - whether digitally enhanced or snot. Not.

The announcement comes amid reports that rival online rag FarceBook is pulling pics of bare genitals and buttocks, especially tacky before-and-after Brazilian wax shots.

Also banned are full-on breasts wih stonking great nipples - subject to a few human frights provisos such as women breastfeeding their babies.

Or revealing post-mastectomy scarring.

Presumably Fifth Amendment rights about gunshot wound scarring and/or congenital toothmarks (WTF dat? Ed) must also apply.

Commenting on the explicit palaver, the editor-in-chief said this afternoon that nudity, sexual activity and digital stimulation are all regular features on his site as he waved through a news snippet on halal circumcision of ten day old lambkins by sharia shiites.

Catch the website's 2015 astrological advice on anal bleaching perspectives by clicking right here.

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