The Spoof finally beat it's old record of only getting one minor chuckle for ALL it's published fake news satires!
Today the laugh meter showed an absolute silence as it's full range of fake news stories went TOTALLY unlaughed at!
The Senior Spoof editor responded;"This is a new low in our laugh output and i am afraid we can no longer let our writers decide what articles get published by their consensus."
He went on:"It's become pretty obvious that the vast majority of our writing audience should not be writing but should think about alternative hobbies."
He concluded: "It's pretty sad when all you can do is roll your eyes and think -'jeez that is so fcking lame!' - How does he/she think they have any wry sense of humor?"
"I mean - How do these people not know how much they suck at trying to be funny, or write articles with proper journalistic reporting, rather than one long diatribe from a single orator?"