Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 7 March 2015

image for Amal Clooney to teach Columbia Law how to suck eggs
Scrambled, Maybe Sunni-Side Up

New York - Jumped-up media nonentity and human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has fallen hook-line-and-sinker for a visiting professorship at the prestigious Ivy-eff League school.

"The sinecure commences April 1st, Ms C's birthday," a spokesperson for EggSuckersAnonymous commented this morning, "the irony of which probably totally escapes her."

Clooney is being schmoozed for her constitutional views 12 years after pulling off a blinder in her Iraqi War advice to ex-UK PM Tony B Liar.

Her contribution to the 2003 'Dodgy Dossier' paved the way for the British Government's legal Opinion that invading a sovereign foreign country was good for the soul.

At the time critics noted that large parts of the famous document 'had been cribbed from the Internet' - mainly from a UK satire website called 'The Spoof'.

Previously Amal earned some formidable socialist spurs in her Hellfire Law College dissertation plagiarised from doctoral thesis written by a senior UN judge - whose identity she failed to assume.

Last year there were worrying reports in the blogosphere that Amal had shagged President Obama and that she's the 'mother' of his eldest daughter Malia.

Expect a fully sold-out audience to hear her lecture on 'My Life And Times As A Brilliant Litigator'.

Julian Assange is still 69.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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