Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

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Hands off our Elgin Marbles you KGB ho

Athens, Greece - Human frights lawyer Ms Anal Night Rate has been hired by Greece about its $100bn default of European bail-out money.

A convenient sub-text about the Elgin Marbles sees the newly wed Mrs George Clooney parade a succession of designer outfits.

Mostly carbon copies of notorious mobsters like Al Capone, Frank Nitti, Paul Ricca and Tony Accardo.

This morning a statement from her London chambers said the Elgin Marbles are 'in the bag' prompting airport security to consider a cavity search.

A twelve inch telescope may have to be drafted in along with grappling irons and a rhino stun gun.

"That's the last place to serve a writ," someone from the American Diabolical Liberties Union commented, "unless of course there's some sorta string attached."

George Clooney's Lake Cuomo teardown needs a $2m refit.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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