Athens, Greece - Human frights lawyer Ms Anal Night Rate has been hired by Greece about its $100bn default of European bail-out money.
A convenient sub-text about the Elgin Marbles sees the newly wed Mrs George Clooney parade a succession of designer outfits.
Mostly carbon copies of notorious mobsters like Al Capone, Frank Nitti, Paul Ricca and Tony Accardo.
This morning a statement from her London chambers said the Elgin Marbles are 'in the bag' prompting airport security to consider a cavity search.
A twelve inch telescope may have to be drafted in along with grappling irons and a rhino stun gun.
"That's the last place to serve a writ," someone from the American Diabolical Liberties Union commented, "unless of course there's some sorta string attached."
George Clooney's Lake Cuomo teardown needs a $2m refit.
