San Francisco, CA - House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi has finally been committed to an unnamed mental health facility for her own good, as well as the benefit of the rest of society. All that is really known about the facility is that it is located in California, is a maximum security institution, and is used mostly for the politically insane.
The facility currently houses both Democrats and Republicans, most of whom stayed in office too long and began to suffer from brain rot and political correctness, a deadly disease that destroys ones ability to exercise common sense.
Pelosi appeared last night on Bill Maher's HBO show, Real Time and, during the show, she made conflicting statements about her views. First, she said civilization as we know it would end if the Republicans took control of the Senate in the upcoming midterm elections, clearly fear mongering to viewers. She followed that brilliant statement by saying that Democrats do not employ fear mongering tactics and, instead, talk about and offer hope to the country.
It was after these statements that health officials entered the studio immediately after the show ended, shot Pelosi at close range with a tranquilizer dart, bagged and tagged her (put her in a straightjacket), and relocated her to the unnamed asylum. Several of the officials admitted having supported Pelosi in the past but these statements were even more than they could take. They conceded that, honestly, Nanny Nancy should have been put away long ago.
When asked by reporters what the facility was like on the inside and what kind of treatment Pelosi would receive during her indefinite stay, officials said she would receive intense therapy, electric shock, blood letting, and science classes to help her understand Al Gore's ponzi scheme and why global warming is a scam.
Doctors will also try to determine where Pelosi's strange comments originate from and said, "We will have to open up Nancy's brain to see what's inside her brain."
One insider told us they believe Harry Reid used to be a former patient at the asylum and had escaped a number of years ago because the cell next to Pelosi's has numerous markings, sketches, and paintings covering the walls with references to the Koch Bros.