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Funny story: Nashville Man Temporarily Misplaces His Mind

Nashville Man Temporarily Misplaces His Mind

“It’ll turn up somewhere, I’m sure,” said Troy Biggs of Nashville, Tennessee, of his mind, which he temporarily misplaced somewhere between home and work. “No big deal. It is a little inconvenient, though." For the time being, said Biggs, he’s doi...

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Funny story: Are You Psychotic? Answer this questionnaire and find out, you crazy bastard.

Are You Psychotic? Answer this questionnaire and find out, you crazy bastard.

By Dr. Ronald Thompson Are you psychotic? Sure, we all wonder that. In my practice, patients have asked me that question numerous times, and I always give them the same answer: Probably. But I needed more than that to actually prove that someon...

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Funny story: Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

10 miles west of the Florida Keys- A cliché- and movie-quoting dumbass, who thought he was being really original by re-enacting a famous scene from the movie Titanic, ceased to be king of the world on Friday, when he slipped from the railing of the C...

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Funny story: Do you get it?

Do you get it?

A new report published this year by urdata4us has revealed that 50% of people “just don’t get it”. It has been found that most people believe that at least one person in their lives “doesn’t get it”. A similar study counter-acted these claims by sugg...

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Funny story: Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Earth's rotation slowed due to global farting

Geneva, Switzerland - Professor Grostrou DuCul of Le Pied Malodorant University held a small press conference this afternoon to clarify how global warming is producing earth quakes. According to the Professor both animals and humans turn their ba...

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Funny story: PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

PSG Paris pay 200 million Euros for a 2 year-old super kid!

The football world is rocking at the shocking events pertaining to a Brazilian footy superstar being transferred from one club to another for the horrendous sum of over 200 million Euros. However, this is just the beginning of the end for all comm...

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Funny story: GOP In Private: We Elected A Madman Who Needs A Lobotomy

GOP In Private: We Elected A Madman Who Needs A Lobotomy

It seems the Republican experiment with putting a crazy person in to the White House is not working out quite as planned. John McCain, barely stirring from a deep narcoleptic sleep, admonished the president when he talked to CNN's Jake Tapper.

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Funny story: This Election: George H. W. Bush To Vote For Tapioca Pudding - "Hooray for Twinkies!" Exclaims Former President

This Election: George H. W. Bush To Vote For Tapioca Pudding - "Hooray for Twinkies!" Exclaims Former President

Shadow Lanes Senior Center - George Bush Senior announced today that in the Presidential election he would be voting for tapioca pudding. "I believe tapioca pudding can protect us from dust-bunny attacks." Stated Bush. "According to my magic belly...

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Funny story: Woman Spotted With 'Baby' Doll

Woman Spotted With 'Baby' Doll

Diners at a Bangkok food centre were left agape on Sunday, when a woman carrying a doll started acting as if the toy was a real baby. The woman, aged around 75 years old, was accompanied by several other younger women - possibly her middle-aged da...

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Funny story: Who said it? Sarah Palin or the Crazy Cat Lady just released from the Juno mental hospital?

Who said it? Sarah Palin or the Crazy Cat Lady just released from the Juno mental hospital?

1) "Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke." 2) "Nuclear weapons are fun. I think every good upstanding American without a criminal history should have one or two of them." 3) "I'm a strong supporter of the NRA and I honestly believe, down in the bottom of my heart, that we should all start trying to put "FUN" back in funerals." 4) "'Ref...

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Funny story: Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Sanders unveils plan to allow America to be annexed by Russia

Burlington, VT - Today, Sen. Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to allow the United States of America to be annexed by Russia should he become President. "It would not cost us one penny" said Sanders, "and what would we gain? Free healthcare, fre...

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Funny story: Everybody's Nuts!

Everybody's Nuts!

Doctor Paul Adams is a discount psychiatrist who claims he can save people money by proving that they are nuts in half the time it takes most psychiatrists. I sat down with him to talk about it. "Doctor Adams," I asked, "do you always try and prove that your patients are nuts?" "Always. Every time." "So you must think that everybody's nuts." "Absolutely, and here's...

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Funny story: Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization

Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization

San Francisco, CA - House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi has finally been committed to an unnamed mental health facility for her own good, as well as the benefit of the rest of society. All that is really known about the facility is that it is located...

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Funny story: New "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" Courses Added To ACEO's Schedule

New "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" Courses Added To ACEO's Schedule

The Simmons County Adult Career Education Outreach (ACEO) has announced that two new courses will be permanently added to their current curriculum, beginning in October. "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" will both be off...

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Funny story: North Korea threatens to fire a rocket on itself

North Korea threatens to fire a rocket on itself

Pyongyang, August 12, 2014 - North Korea threatened today to shoot rockets at themselves as proof that it is ready to confront any threatening country. North Korean state news agency KCNA said that warmongering and provocative rhetoric of North...

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Funny story: Man Sends E-Mails Filled With Anthrax

Man Sends E-Mails Filled With Anthrax

Tired of all this "Pencil pushing bullshit," Staples accountant William Black, snapped and sent hundreds of e-mails filled with anthrax to his friends, family and co-workers. His vile act sparked mild irritation among the hearts of his annoyances.

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Funny story: Man Loses The Plot

Man Loses The Plot

Imagine walking through town. You have a beard. The beard sits on your face. You realise this and so turn to look into a shoppe window hoping to catch a glimpse of you with your beard. There it is you think, still there. Anyway after this you turn a corner (as corners are notoriously difficult to navigate if one keeps walking in the same direction) and all of a sudden you are confronted with a her...

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