Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Unpaid Sexual Favors

Written by Jaime Tyler

Tuesday, 12 August 2014

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The male community of a small town in Nevada are extremely concerned about a recent lawsuit that has reached the local news. 31 year old Robert Peacock, of Rumsfield, is taking his ex-girlfriend to small claims court with accusations of unpaid sexual favors agreed upon by a Legally Binding Verbal Agreement.

"My client is very upset and he feels he is entitled to what is his. Justice will prevail when we have our day in court," boasts Rumsfield's attorney. "Women like this are poison for our society. We have to act out, or it will only continue."

The community agrees; Men from all over the town are jumping behind Robert with full support. Many of them following suit and hiring their own legal council for similar cases.

It is on the record that Rumsfield's attorney, Mario Bucowski, is working the case free of charge, as it apparently hits close to home for the legal adviser. He recounts painful memories of his smoking hot wife who drained his fortune while handing out empty promises of "draining his lizard."

"She used to wave it in front of me all the time. Telling me if she could take my credit card out dancing she would be drunk enough to 'have some fun' when she got home. She would get home late only to start complaining about a headache and just pass out on the couch. I just hate to see someone go through the same thing I did. I just won't stand for it."

The terms of the lawsuit are not known at this time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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