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Funny story: Me, Me, Me

Me, Me, Me

Me, Me, Me This is a short song and dance for all selfie-takers. It goes to the tune of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”. As you sing it, you have to pose around, taking imaginary selfies on your phone, and with a selfie-stick. Me, me, me, me, m...

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Funny story: Social Influence

Social Influence

A young couple were tragically mauled to death by a pack of wolves today as they tried to take “extreme selfies”, the latest craze sweeping the mindless young that populate our cities. “Extreme Selfies”, or “Extelfies” as they are known in the und...

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Funny story: Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

A Chinese rover and lander have taken multiple images of each other and themselves on the Moon's surface, and despite Chinese mission control scientists' best efforts, they refuse to stop doing so. The Chinese space agency says the spacecraft ar...

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Funny story: Shelf Thee Selfie Monkey

Shelf Thee Selfie Monkey

The U.S. federal court system has been attempting to declare, Naruto, a crested macaque monkey, to be the rightful owner of his famous "monkey selfie." This has been a two year court case between PETA bread, David the photographer, and a self-publish...

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Funny story: Photo-ops I Hate To See

Photo-ops I Hate To See

I dunno. Maybe it's just me. But it seems that photo-ops are increasingly boring these days. Same old, same old. Rarely do I see a unique one. Here are a few of the exceedingly boring variety that especially annoy me: -- At groundbreaking ceremonies, why do we have to be treated to photos of a bunch of politicians wearing hardhats and smilingly lifting heavy shovels? I mean really. Who are they...

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Funny story: Man Captures Greatest Selfie Ever Taken

Man Captures Greatest Selfie Ever Taken

FRANKLIN, KY- After virtually no debate whatsoever, researchers at the Kentucky Institute of Technology have unanimously declared what they believe to be the "greatest selfie ever taken". The indefectible snapshot was initially discovered by resea...

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Funny story: Selfie Stick Ruled Illegal: Violates Montana Pole Patent

Selfie Stick Ruled Illegal: Violates Montana Pole Patent

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a special ruling issued yesterday, United States Patent Judge Willard "The Rat" Helmsley, declared that the so called "selfie stick" violated the patent issued to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for his invention of the "Montana Pole...

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Funny story: Cellphones Announce Selfie-free Sundays

Cellphones Announce Selfie-free Sundays

Cellphones are disgusted with the amount (too many!) and general quality (awful!) of selfies, and they want everyone to know about it. So yesterday in NYC's Times Square they held a press conference to tell the world that they had come to an impor...

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Funny story: Drunk Rosetta Comet Lander Takes £3bn Selfie Photograph And Exposes Itself

Drunk Rosetta Comet Lander Takes £3bn Selfie Photograph And Exposes Itself

The three billion pound "comet riding 'Rosetta'" spacecraft is thought to be reclining on the comet and sending texts and selfies instead of doing difficult experiments. The Rosetta descended from its mothership yesterday and was too intoxicated with...

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Funny story: Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

Boobs, Butts, and Beyond! Cellphones Condemn Current Selfie Craze

The cellphones made their feelings known yesterday at a noon demonstration in NYC's Times Square. A mix of tourists and native New Yorkers observed the proceedings. The former were startled, but the latter merely looked resigned. The natives have s...

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Funny story: Merkel not apologetic for photobombing German players' selfies

Merkel not apologetic for photobombing German players' selfies

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - German chancellor Angela Merkel made no apologies Monday for putting herself into the middle of the World Cup fray by jumping into any and all selfies snapped by Germany's newly-crowned champions. Within an hour after the...

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Funny story: Girl Finally Meets 'Soul Mate' After 5 Relationships In 9 Months

Girl Finally Meets 'Soul Mate' After 5 Relationships In 9 Months

Kirsty Edwards admits to being a "hopeless romantic". Her status updates regularly feature posts on how "tired she is of guys" and how "there's no decent men out there". Every so often her friends are subjected to a fortnightly breakdown as the guy s...

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Funny story: Tybee Man Tells Son That 'Selfies' Could Make Him Go Blind

Tybee Man Tells Son That 'Selfies' Could Make Him Go Blind

A Tybee Island father who tried to lecture his son on the dangers of 'selfies', after learning his son had posted about them on Facebook has made a complete fool of himself. Kevin Weller, 47, told his 15 year old son, Bobby, that not only were 's...

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Funny story: Unable to change her profile picture on Facebook for 8 days, girl goes into depression

Unable to change her profile picture on Facebook for 8 days, girl goes into depression

Mumbai: Late last evening, Simran Kanodia, a 19 year old girl was admitted to Dr. Shrink Hospital and is being treated for depression apparently induced from the pain of not being able to change her profile picture on Facebook for 8 days. Your fea...

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Funny story: My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

My Cellphone's Demand: "I Want a Selfie"

Sam, my cellphone, hadn't been working well lately, and now I know why. Blurred photos and bad connections had become routine. I complained about this in a phone call to my friend the other day. A few minutes later, I got a text message FROM my cellphone. Yep, you read that right. All text messages go through the cellphone of course, but this one was FROM Sam, my cellphone. Here's what...

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Funny story: President Obama Works The Worldwide Room At Mandela Memorial

President Obama Works The Worldwide Room At Mandela Memorial

JOHANNESBURG - Although President Barack Obama hadn't planned on being the star of the show at Nelson Mandela's memorial service as it was broadcast Tuesday to the rest of the world from Johannesburg, that's exactly what happened to America's Commander-In-Chief once his ill-advised caught on camera activities instantaneously became the most trending-tested/viral-driven-disapproved topics circulati...

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