Written by Bureau

Sunday, 20 April 2014

image for America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

In an exclusive report by a former volunteer who has left because his age was past the limit has told a few people about a secret military group in the United States arsenal that none of us had heard before.

Remember the Japanese Kamikaze fighters near the end of World War II? Knowing they would die, they dove into U.S. ships or attempting to do so.

That is the premise of the story we were told although the story teller was a little drunk at the time so we cannot confirm what he told us but it makes sense.

Apparently the U.S. Air Force has a secret group of men and women that are willing to give their lives to stop a nuclear missile coming at the U.S.

If the President of even a leading General in charge think that is what is happening, they will give the signal and after all return attempts to block and explode an incoming nuclear weapon, the planes will already be in the air and if need be, run their planes into the missiles.

The older gentleman told us that he had been trained in the late 1970s and that there are at least a couple hundred pilots ready at all times.

Of course, other countries may have their own.

Of course, this could have been an old war soldier pulling our leg.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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