After three months of fighting, Russia is struggling to defeat Ukraine, so Putin is turning to more desperate measures to try to swiftly end the conflict. Today he announced that his army has developed a wonder weapon - a laser pointer with a rang…
In an exclusive report by a former volunteer who has left because his age was past the limit has told a few people about a secret military group in the United States arsenal that none of us had heard before. Remember the Japanese Kamikaze fighters...
Edward Snowden, the revealer of secrets, has told the press that the United States already has robot soldiers and since he's been gone, they could number in the hundreds or thousands. "I don't think they want anyone to know how far advanced these...
Recently the United States came out with the latest technological advance in modern war fare. They have developed a new super weapon that uses a laser to bring down targets. This new laser sounds like something you might see in Star Wars movies, bu...
Disappointments such as the Higgs Boson particle which doesn't do anything at all and dark matter which you can't see, are causing dwindling numbers of young people to choose Physics at school and major in it at college. "The days when lasers were...
Ocean City - Green-colored laser pointers have become recently popular, especially among youth. Reports state that vendor's on Ocean City's boardwalk have sold over 30,000 of the items over the summer. They have increasingly become a public nuisanc...
GREEN BAY - Taylor Swift was in the middle of her concert performance at The Cheddar Cheese Convention Center in Green Bay when she suddenly stopped singing and playing in the middle of a song. The 22-year-old country songstress had just gone into...
A massive kick-ass laser is set to go head-to-head with the menace of a celestial garbage sucker dubbed the 'Space Dyson' NASA HQ sources said today. Decades of fledgeling human space exploration have been targetted by the existence of an 'alien'...
Pasadena, CA. - An unemployed physicist with over twenty years of experience working for the Air Force and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory on top secret projects was arrested this weekend after breaking into the JLP computer network and deliberately se...
PALO ALTO, CA - In order to shift downloads of Microsoft's new Internet Explorer web browser, MS are desperately going to great lengths. Each download will come with a laser gun. Internet Explorer, which has been losing market share to Firefox and...
ABOVE NEW YORK - A laser pointer fired last week by a young human into the sky, has reached contact with an extraterrestrial observation starship. The ship naturally saw the laser beam as an annoyance, which wreaked havoc with the ship's light and...
A handheld laser likened to a Star Wars lightsabre and so powerful it can instantly blind and "set fire to skin and other body parts" can be bought online and shipped to the UK. The device, with a beam 1,000 times stronger than sunlight on the ski...
British Broadcasting News correspondent Howard Pomegranate was "probably responsible" for last Tuesday's airliner tragedy over Shepherd Bush, London. A Corporate Social Irresponsibility Report reveals that Pomegranate, 46, was trying out a satell...
A lucky British man escaped being cut in half by a giant laser while strapped to a metal table by a wealthy German evil genius. James Bond was captured and taken to a top-secret lair located inside an artificial volcano, where he was...
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