Vice-President Joe Biden Talks About The Obama Divorce Rumors

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 17 April 2014

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Vice-President Joe Biden's favorite fast food restaurant is Burger Bandit.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There is no one who is more devoted to President Obama than his vice-president Joe Biden.

As Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magazine mentioned in a story some months back the two have become "Burger Buddies" taking quick trips down to the Burger Bandit restaurant located just three blocks from the White House.

The vice-president was recently asked by Sierra about the rumors that have been floating around the White House regarding divorce talk in the first family marriage.

Biden said that he did not want to say too much but added that it is no secret that Michelle Obama is a very jealous woman. She does not like to see other women and especially blondes making a big fuss over her husband.

The vice-president added that the footsie situation between President Obama and Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt really upset the first lady.

An inside source at the White House stated that one night she could hear Mrs. Obama shouting the "D" word at the top of her lungs and the word was not "Darling."

Meanwhile, Jill Biden, the vice-president's wife has said that Michelle is just the type of strong woman who likes to be in control of situations and she is just blowing off steam.

Mrs. Biden said that she's learned to never speak of three subjects to Mrs. Obama, (1) Her hair, (2) Her height, and (3) Helle Thorning-Schmidt.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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