Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

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Tuesday, 15 April 2014

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Billy Raymond of Studs, Georgia has been fired by the state government because he was reported as only doing his job in a half-ass way.

Raymond was the second worker fired this week after Chester Moleturd became victim number one earlier.

"Want to know why we was fired?, asked Moleturd. "They got into our files by hacking our company and finding out that we both voted against the President in both elections after our Labor Group told us to vote for him. They know everything we're doing nowadays."

After those remarks earlier by Chester, neither Moleturd nor Raymond will be able to draw unemployment.

Moleturd then told us that the United States has become another Soviet Russia!

"Me and Raymond worked together and did a good job until a rumor started that we were to be fired. To my way of thinking, both of us doing a half-ass job leads to one big ass-whole, and he's sitting in his office back there telling the local politicians how he got rid of us.!"

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