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Funny story: The United States Navy Responds to the Rumor That Cruise Ships are Being Diverted to the Bermuda Triangle

The United States Navy Responds to the Rumor That Cruise Ships are Being Diverted to the Bermuda Triangle

ARLINGTON, Virginia - Reports from several of the nation’s leading newspapers, say that the world’s cruise lines are expressing great concern over the recent rumors coming out of the Swampland (aka D.C.) A representative for The Wonder Cruise Lin...

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Funny story: Panama Plans To Shut Down The Panama Canal

Panama Plans To Shut Down The Panama Canal

PANAMA CITY – The mayor of Panama City, has just informed the media that he plans to shut down the Panama Canal. Mayor Alfredo Chorizo stressed that dozens of canal workers have expressed to him the safety concern that when a cruise ship travels t...

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Funny story: The Empress of The High Seas Cruise Line Is Offering Astonishingly Amazing Deals On Two of Their Cruises

The Empress of The High Seas Cruise Line Is Offering Astonishingly Amazing Deals On Two of Their Cruises

GALVESTON - It is no secret that every cruise line company in the United States and the world is suffering due to the Coronavirus pandemic. And for that reason the Empress of The High Seas Cruise Line is making a tremendous once in a life time of...

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Funny story: Carnivor Cruise Line to feature cannibalism on the high seas

Carnivor Cruise Line to feature cannibalism on the high seas

Miami, FL - A new reality TV series will launch this fall documenting the adventures of vacationers braving voyages on the new Carnivor Cruise Line, producer Annibalcay Rossgay told us when we asked him what’s new. Vacationers sign a waiver that t...

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Funny story: Cruise ship stuck in Gulf due to Hurricane Harvey, passengers in living hell

Cruise ship stuck in Gulf due to Hurricane Harvey, passengers in living hell

Mrs. Jane Sunderland is on-board a cruise ship in the middle of the Gulf, unable to dock due to the stalled Hurricane Harvey. The luxury liner left last Sunday, August 20th and was due to return to Houston on the 27th. "We are living in absolu...

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Funny story: RSVP vacations for lesbians

RSVP vacations for lesbians

Gay News: More than 2,000 lesbian travelers will sail from Port Everglades on an amazing RSVP sex-filled Vacations' seven-night Caribbean cruise aboard Holyland New Castle Line's ms Wonderland Adventure. In anticipation, the venomous cruise ship w...

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Funny story: Americans Embarrassed By Trump Won't Travel Abroad

Americans Embarrassed By Trump Won't Travel Abroad

62% of Americans don't know what the constitution is - they have no idea of what's in it. 51% believe it establishes a Christian nation. 1 in 4 believes that the sun revolves around the earth. 70% of Americans don't believe in evolution which is...

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Funny story: Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard. It seems the ship was a little too close...

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Funny story: Ship Wreck Survivors Rescued By Cruise Ship Die From Food Poisining

Ship Wreck Survivors Rescued By Cruise Ship Die From Food Poisining

After being rescued since being lost at sea for nearly two weeks, shipwreck survivors Jose Luis Mendoza and Angel Carbon died after eating buffet food they were given by the cruise ship that rescued them. In another case of food poisoning and sic...

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Funny story: Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...

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Funny story: Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

Newly Married Couple Tell Friends About Their Hot Honeymoon

The Andersons come over to visit the new couple on the block, just back from their Honeymoon. "We're glad you're over here within visiting distance after the four of us being friends now for three years", stated Mr. Anderson. "We're glad to be on this block", stated Henry. "But we had a whale of a honeymoon." "Why, Donna's blushing. Look at that." "Oh there's a lot more to tell and he...

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Funny story: Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

Cruise lines bid on historic nuclear-powered aircraft carrier to resolve industry's persistent woes

WASHINGTON DC-Representatives of Princess Cruises, Royal Caribbean International, Carnival Cruises, Disney Cruises and other cruise services are reportedly bidding for the U. S. Navy's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, the USS Enterprise, for u...

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Funny story: Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

MOBILE, Alabama - Julie Pabst, a spokesperson for The Happy As Heck Ocean Tours based in Mobile, Alabama talked about the recent incident aboard their cruise ship The Seductress of The Sea. Miss Pabst, a strikingly attractive single blonde woman,...

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Funny story: Glen Miller found living with Mutiny On the Bounty crew on Pitcairn Island

Glen Miller found living with Mutiny On the Bounty crew on Pitcairn Island

The mystery of war hero Glen Miller's disappearance in the 1940s may have been solved by salvage experts looking for The Bounty in the unchartered Pitcairn Island group. Most of the population there are called Miller or Christian and resemble the...

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Funny story: Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

Antarctic Ice Traps Al Gore's "Cryo-tron" Ship

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - The Russian-flagged ship MV Akademic Shokalskiy has encountered some "problematic issues" after one of Al Gore's climate science projects began its tests. In simple terms, the southern-hemisphere Summer welcomed them with an icy e...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship! "You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled. "Nope. It's bad enough without getting th...

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Funny story: Louisiana Considering a Ban on Cruise Ships

Louisiana Considering a Ban on Cruise Ships

NEW ORLEANS - The state of Louisiana is considering a major change in their cruise line policy. Mildred "Millie" Scatterbrick, 46, director of tourism for the Bayou State stated to reporters that in the past two years the cruise line companies hav...

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