Written by Auntie Jean

Thursday, 23 January 2014

image for Glen Miller found living with Mutiny On the Bounty crew on Pitcairn Island
Salvage from plane wreckages

The mystery of war hero Glen Miller's disappearance in the 1940s may have been solved by salvage experts looking for The Bounty in the unchartered Pitcairn Island group. Most of the population there are called Miller or Christian and resemble the lost band leader or the famous mutineer, Fletcher Christian.

For the population of 973 people, anthropologists think that 249 big "Swing Bands" is suspiciously disproportionate. Also every time a cruise ship docks there, a mutiny occurs on board it and the Captain has to leave the ship with a small number of crew, a sextant and a telescope.

The salvage team have not found "The Bounty" however which may have caught fire and burned out when Glenn Miller's plane crashed into it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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