Sylvester Stallone has mild heart attack re-enacting scene from Rocky

Funny story written by Frank the gunslinger

Monday, 14 April 2014

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This man is not Rocky Balboa

The 67 year old actor Sylvester Stallone was rushed to St. Joesph's hospital Saturday afternoon after sustaining a mild heart attack.

Stallone who was re-enacting the famous scene from Rocky where he runs up the stairs of the Philadelphia museum of art conked out on the thirty second stair.

He was re-enacting the scene in a commercial for a deodorant company.

The actor collapsed and first aid was provided until the paramedics arrived.

Stallone is in a stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery.

"The man is pushing seventy," stated Doctor Hans Rosenthal, a cardiologist at Chicago General, "it's time he took it easy."

Whether or not Sly chooses to adhere to this advice remains to be seen.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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