Miley Cyrus New Ass -Master Commercials

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Thursday, 5 December 2013

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Prepare to be seeing a lot of Miley Cyrus on television infomercials as she will be following in the steps of Suzanne Somers!

Suddenly, you will see scenes of Miley using the new product that will make you be just like her.

It's the Ass Master!

"Use my Ass Master everyday and YOUR ass will be as cute and cuddly as my own", says the singer, actress Cyrus.

However, Suzanne Somers says that she has made a million dollars on her infomercial and she thinks she has cleaned out that group of people. "However, with her being Miley Cyrus, she will get a lot of viewers."

"We really plan to make these as sexy as possible and they will only appear after 11PM at night", says the sales manager of the new invention. We are risking a lot of money and KNOW it will get a lot of viewers. Also, the people who watched Suzanne are older now. I think the younger viewers of Hannah Montana will want to have one of these, especially since most of them are now young wives with fat bodies."

So, sit up and see if you need an Ass Master. The word "Ass" has been going on TV for a few years now.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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