Rand Paul: No Global Warming

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Wednesday, 9 April 2014

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The White House is feeding a bunch of lies to the public, according to possible Presidential Candidate Rand Paul.

For ever top scientist that has been taking your tax money for their projects, there are just as many honest scientists that say it's all a game that if you tell a lie long enough to enough people it will be thought true.

"Look at what Hitler told his people before they lost millions of people and what it cost all the other countries. That's because the people were convinced he was right although sane people tried to tell them it was not so."

Paul stated that some scientists are now predicting a Global Cooling.
That there has now been over 19 years with no measurable atmospheric global warming and even a slight cooling in the past 15 years.

He could be right. Several top scientists say that he is.

What if global warming is not what they say it is? What if the world's temperature is headed in the opposite direction? Global temperatures increased for twenty years from the late 1970s to the late 1990s but have either stopped warming or have begun to cool in the last seventeen years. The global warming and subsequent cooling were even predictable due to hundreds of years of historical trends and observation of the impact of variations in solar activity and ocean cycles on global temperatures.

The world once cooled at least four degrees from approximately 1400 to 1850. This period was called the Little Ice Age. These temperature variations were not caused by man. They were caused entirely by natural forces.

"But the politicians cannot back off now. They just keep on with what many believe are lies. But we are forced to pay the price with more and more taxes."

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