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Funny story: The Official Number 10 Trampoline – For PMs ONLY!

The Official Number 10 Trampoline – For PMs ONLY!

Rishi Sunak, the greatest Prime Minister of the British Empire, has bought himself a present for remaining in office for a 100 days! Wow! That’s (my math’s not too good, but …. carry the 2) that’s more than 44 days! He bought himself (well, tax pa…

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Funny story: Trampoline traumas thwart tame torpid town

Trampoline traumas thwart tame torpid town

A quaint Derbyshire village says it is living in fear today as a local spate of egregious trampoline crimes threaten to rage out of control. Crimes are described as far ranging and go from chipped paintwork to alleged "filthy bouncing". Forme…

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Funny story: Aardvark Trampoline in development

Aardvark Trampoline in development

Scientists in Little Big Toe, Arkansas, have been busy during lockdown developing a new fun form of the trampoline for Aardvarks. 'It is not really for aardvarks ' said lead scientist, Brick Underlay, 'it is for all animals, but we felt that, in t…

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Funny story: Airport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!

Airport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!

While this might not be a drug mule case, security guards at Kennedy Airport say it was more like a cow-smuggling incident. An as yet unknown 300-pound woman was routinely being searched at the airport when a bag of cocaine fell out on the floor.

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Funny story: Harrogate to be Closed Down and Replaced with Giant Trampoline

Harrogate to be Closed Down and Replaced with Giant Trampoline

Harrogate in North Yorkshire, a residential care town for the aged is to be closed down, due to new EU regulations. A rigourous inspection by "God Complexed" expert on everything, Michael Glove has revealed that people have been dying of natural caus...

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Funny story: Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

A Russian gymnast, in training for the upcoming Olympic Games, went into labour on a trampoline yesterday giving birth to a bouncing baby boy. Unaware that she was pregnant, Elena Kulakov had been carrying on with her demanding training regime in...

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Funny story: 9 Year-Old Girl Does 57 Back Flips on Trampoline in a Row

9 Year-Old Girl Does 57 Back Flips on Trampoline in a Row

Over the past weekend, little Suzy Jones of Springfield, Maryland received the best present she could ever imagine- a trampoline! After her parents finally let her open her trampoline she began bouncing up and down. She was giggling, smiling, and...

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Funny story: High Wycombe woman falls off Cloud Nine

High Wycombe woman falls off Cloud Nine

A Buckinghamshire woman escaped serious injury yesterday after she came back down to earth from Cloud Nine. 37-year-old Irene Lovitt was enjoying a passionate session with her husband Errol on their garden trampoline when - vooommm - she...

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Funny story: Suicidal people "are more intelligent than we could have ever imagined" say Local Council

Suicidal people "are more intelligent than we could have ever imagined" say Local Council

The Local County Council have removed the trampoline at the base of Beachy Head after it was revealed it was having little impact on the suicide rates at the popular jumping point. Council bigwig Barry Miller revealed his disappointment in a tell...

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Funny story: Trampoline Party

Trampoline Party

Penny celebrated her 12th birthday with a Trampoline Party. The days of Macdonalds parties were over, this was something really different. The best thing for Penny is that she was better at trampolining than everyone else. Could be this had something to do with choosing this particular venue. Even Terry was bested so Penny decided she had to fall off the trampoline before he got too upset.

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