Sofia Vergara Admits That Her Boobs Are Getting Bigger

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 20 March 2014


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Sofia shown relaxing in her dressing room on the set of Modern Family.

HOLLYWOOD - Colombian-born Sofia Vergara has become one of the most popular actresses on American television.

The star of Modern Family recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a local Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant in Hollywood.

Vergara said that she is so lucky to be in the United States. She pointed out that if she was still back in her mother country she would probably be working as a pole dancer or maybe as an executive secretary.

De Gallo told her that he had to ask if her gorgeous tits were real. Sofia blushed and replied, "Jes dey are. I deed not buy dees chichi's dey are nasharul...boaf of em."

Pico smiled and asked if she wouldn't mind telling him her bra size.

Sofia said that she is not shy and replied that her bra size is 32-F.

She then admitted to de Gallo that just in the past five months she has noticed that her tata's have gotten a little bit bigger.

He asked her if she was doing something special. She giggled and said that she wasn't.

She then noted that the reason why her knockers are getting bigger is because of all the earthquakes.

"Oh so all of the shaking makes them grow?" de Gallo asked.

Sofia raised her eyebrows and replied, "Oh jes."

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