Congressional sources tell Spoof News that former acting CIA director Michael Morell can expect a mouthwatering meal when he faces the House Intelligence Committee on Wednesday morning.
"This grilling will include chicken, pork chops, ribs, burgers and hot dogs." said our source, "and even though Michael isn't a homosexual, there will be salad available also."
This will be a real test for the Senate Intelligence Committee, and they have purchased a new grill, charcoal and lots of lighters to get the thing started.
"It's a first, and we hope to have more grillings, for government officials, in the near future."
