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Funny story: Dating Site Changes Name as Result of Overfishing

Dating Site Changes Name as Result of Overfishing

Popular online dating site Plenty of Fish, a.k.a. POF, has changed its name to Fish Farm in the wake of predictions that continuation of current commercial fishing practices will result in fishless oceans by 2050. "There simply aren't plenty of fi...

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Funny story: A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

A #MeToo Story by a Mermaid

Being the chair of the local Mermaid Public Relations Committee isn't all it's cracked up to be. Like today, for example, I'd like to be out swimming around in the ocean with the other mermaids. Instead I'm tasked with reading the entries of my fellow mermaids to a short story contest by a local magazine and choosing the ones that will proceed to the next round of the competition. The magazine edi...

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Funny story: Dolphins Capable of Having "Frenemies" study finds

Dolphins Capable of Having "Frenemies" study finds

Jim Vogal, a marine biologist with who specializes in the study of aquatic mammals has published a shocking discovery. Dolphins, long known for their intelligence and libertine tendencies toward sexual matters are even more complex than once believed...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

Scientists Discover A Hidden Ocean On Saturn

SAGINAW, Michigan - One of the most highly respected astrological observatories in the world has just made an unbelievable discovery. Scientists at The Galileo Galilei Astrological Observatory in Saginaw, Michigan report that they have located an...

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Funny story: Obese Man Regrets Not Seeing His Naughty Bits, Huge Belly Buster Dive Into Ocean!

Obese Man Regrets Not Seeing His Naughty Bits, Huge Belly Buster Dive Into Ocean!

Sam Adkins of Chicago, Illinois loves to swim and goes to Florida on a regular basis so that he can swim in the ocean and even float on his hairy back. "In the ocean, my weight of 500 pounds feel so light, it's amazing. Also I don't even care if m...

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Funny story: 5 Million Tons of Rotting Rubbish Is Floating Towards California

5 Million Tons of Rotting Rubbish Is Floating Towards California

CATALINA ISLAND, California - The United States Coast Guard has just notified the governor of California that they have spotted a huge mound of rotting rubbish that is heading for the West Coast. Captain Jonas P. Plattski, 53, stated that he estim...

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Funny story: Woman Survives Floating In The Icy North Atlantic For 37 Days

Woman Survives Floating In The Icy North Atlantic For 37 Days

RYE, New Hampshire - The United States Coast Guard has informed the public that they have rescued a New Hampshire woman identified as Candace Buttercastle, 42, who was found floating in the freezing waters of the North Atlantic for an amazing 37 days...

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Funny story: The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well Hurricane season is upon us once again and Andrea is the first big old windbag to make an appearance. President Obama, still dealing with the damage and destruction that befell the East Coast last year from Hurricane Sandy,...

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Funny story: A Tremendous 8.9 Earthquake Jolts Japan - Scientist Predict The Tsunami Will Deposit South Korea On Top Of North Korea

A Tremendous 8.9 Earthquake Jolts Japan - Scientist Predict The Tsunami Will Deposit South Korea On Top Of North Korea

MIAMI - Scientific and oceanographic experts at the highly prestigious Moby Dick Institute For the Study of Oceanographic Graphical Occurrences are stating that the magnitude of the March 11 Japanese earthquake is so powerful that it will have devast...

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Funny story: Secret Finally Revealed: How Crocodiles Cross The Ocean

Secret Finally Revealed: How Crocodiles Cross The Ocean

How did the world's largest living reptile, the saltwater crocodile, reach so many South Pacific islands separated by huge stretches of water despite being a poor swimmer? Apparently, the same way a surfer catching a wave, these ancient big reptil...

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Funny story: Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Recent Study: People More Likely To Pollute Ocean After Oil Spill

Ocean City, NJ- As if the New Jersey oceans weren't dirty enough, a recent study suggests that people are more likely to pollute the oceans now more than ever. "I see the footage from that Gulf spill and think, is my beer can really going to be th...

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Funny story: Republican Ron Paul hunts Japanese Whaling fleet

Republican Ron Paul hunts Japanese Whaling fleet

Republican Ron Paul embarks on a voyage with environmentalist on the Nautilus ship to track down the Japanese whaling fleet in the Southern Ocean.

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Funny story: Italian divers attempt to live underwater for two weeks as part of a new test pilot witness protection program

Italian divers attempt to live underwater for two weeks as part of a new test pilot witness protection program

Rome, Italy - Somewhere under the Sea, 15 meters beneath the surface of the water off the island of Ponza near Rome, six very brave men in diving bells hope to realize their mutual dream come true: to live long enough to see tomorrow, oblivious to th...

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Funny story: Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Giant Squid Found, Says Mankind Are "The Worst Seekers Ever"

Most Giant Squid remains have been found in the stomachs of Sperm Whales. This has led some of the stupider Marine Biologists to theorize that the belly of the Sperm Whale is in fact the natural habitat of the Giant Squid. Finally, today, we have p...

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Funny story: Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.

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Funny story: Cattle think they are dolphins while on marijuana

Cattle think they are dolphins while on marijuana

WAKAWAKA TIKI, Hawaii -- There is evidence that some Hawaiian cattle are under the influence of dope and going into the ocean thinking they are dolphins.

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Funny story: Billy Ocean Makes A Comeback

Billy Ocean Makes A Comeback

The world is rejoicing because Billy "Caribbean Queen" Ocean is making a comeback. After falling into near obscurity in the late 80s, this pop star is out, about and telling the world that, to quote LL Cool J:...

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