Handsome Megalomaniac, Kim Jong Un has everything going for him, according to the latest Celebrity Magazine, "Which Millionaire".. That is except for sweet breath.
Dentists scared of being executed will not go near the poo-breath fruitcake.
He told an interviewer for Which Millionaire: "I have tried mouthwashes, disinfectant, bleach, u bend cleaner, drain cleaner, everything but my breath kills flies 5 yards away. I am today offering a reward of 50 000 USD to anyone who can cure this bad breath which the CIA has obviously infected me with.
"I am also plagued with haemorroids, gout and what could be syphilis but the reward is only 10 000 USD for curing each of these.
"For the time being my dog-breath problem is most important as I can't watch executions without everyone moving away from me.
