Athens, GA. Arriving back at college after a two-week spring break vacation, social studies student Mike Francis told friends that though fresh and rejuvenated from spending his vacation with his elderly mother, his hatred for his fellow students has increased, especially after hearing about their jaunts in Key West, Daytona Beach and Fort Lauderdale.
"It's always nice to go home and spend time with mom, and then come back to listen to my dorm buddies talking about wild nights, sex romps and drinking games, it just increases my own self loathing and jealousy."
Francis was last spotted heading to purchase a high velocity rifle and several rounds of ammunition.
