Rush Limbaugh Says He's Glad That Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Will Not Seek A Third Term

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 March 2014

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Governor Brewer was given a cat by her best friend Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio - she named the cat Pussy Willow.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rush Limbaugh has surprised many of his fellow Republicans with his strong comments regarding Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, who announced she will not be seeking a third term.

Limbaugh speaking on his national radio talk show said that truth be told Brewer, who is 69, had become a GOP liability.

He noted that for the past 14 months Jan "The Man" as Democrats call her, has shown that she is all about Jan Brewer and not at all about what is best for the Republican Party.

Rush said that her idea of putting electricity to the border fence was one of the most ridiculous and unreligious things he had ever heard.

Rush also took a shot at Brewer's BFF and alleged paramour Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, 81, who has called himself The Toughest Sheriff in America.

Tubby, as Michelle Obama calls Limbaugh, said that "Pinky" is so friggin old his clothes smell like Geritol.

Limbaugh took a puff of his 12-inch cigar and said that if the old has been thinks that he's the toughest sheriff in America then Lindsay Lohan is studying to be a brain surgeon.

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