Randy Mastro has just won big oil's Top Gun wings

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

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Chevron is so happy they might give Randy one of their wells

New York - At $100 million for the Mission Accomplished! full Monty the former mob prosecutor and Rudy Giuliani mayoral aide doesn't exactly come cheap.

Today a packed Southern District of New York courtroom heard US Senior District Judge Lewis Kaplan uphold serious fraud and racketeering allegations against NYC shyster lawyer Steven Donziger.

And praise Randy Mastro, the Chevron lawyer who shot down Donziger's preposterous $9.5 billion claim, for a superb job nailing the bastard and the entire bent Amazonbotch suit.

At Chevron' Bollinger Highway HQ in San Ramon, California, the mood is buoyant with a big Thank You party in the offing for the Gibson, Dunn, Crutcher star player who has laid bare Donziger's convoluted criminal scam.

Commenting on the victory a key Big Oil stockholder hinted that Mastro is being retained for Lawsuit Mark #2 which will bring criminal charges against feckless creep Steven Donziger:

"Randy's worth every darned cent of his $5,000 an hour consultancy fee," Professor Einstein Flintstone, Chevron stockholder said.

The day's news saw Chevron shares gain another 5 cents.

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