COLORADO SPRINGS - The dean of Zebulon Pike College, which is located in Colorado Springs has just informed the news media that the school will be undergoing a name change.
Dean Lennox Woodpulp, III, stated that after receiving a petition signed by every student on the ZPC campus he has decided to go with the flow and rename the highly esteemed institution of higher learning.
After consulting with a special Naming Committee that he had established, Dean Woodpulp announced that effective with the Summer semester, Zebulon Pike College will become Cannabis College.
Dean Woodpulp said that the school's mascot the Jets will remain the same since it is already in keeping with the marijuana theme [i.e. high in the sky].
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