Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

image for President Obama Tells Rand Paul To Stop Talking About Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky or Face The Wrath of The White House
Monica Lewinsky, the infamous White House intern is now 40.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that President Obama is not at all happy with the way Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has been carrying on lately.

According to Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine, who spoke to an inside source, the president is very angry at the fact that Senator Paul keeps mentioning Monica Lewinsky's name along with President Bill Clinton's name every chance he gets.

President Obama let the junior senator from Kentucky know in no uncertain terms that he wants him to stop playing his little Rush Limbaugh - Donald Trump mind games or else he will face the wrath of the White House.

Durango Tucker reports that the president has already informed Vice-President Biden to get ready to have a member of the United States Internal Revenue Service pay Senator Rand "The Pest" Paul a visit and ask him about 400 questions.

SIDENOTE: Senator Rand Paul's father, Senator Ron Paul has reportedly told his son to cool it because if he doesn't then the White House could end up making him wish he lived in Afghanistan.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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