Donald Trump Explains Why He Wants To See Justin Bieber's Birth Certificate

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 7 February 2014

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Larry King says that he cannot believe how much Donald Trump dislikes Justin Bieber.

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire mogul Donald Trump is back on the front page again as he has demanded to see the birth certificate of Justin Bieber.

Trump appeared on The Viagra View and he told Larry King that as a tax-paying citizen of the United States he has a right to see anyone's birth certificate and that goes for that little punk singer Justin Bieber.

When asked by King why he is so set on seeing Bieber's birth certificate Trump shook his head and said that he wants to see exactly how old the spoiled brat is because he claims to be 19, but he certainly acts more like he's 2 or 3.

Viagra View co-host Regis Philbin asked Trump if maybe he wasn't a bit upset with Bieber because he had said that his hair looks like it got molested by a wolverine.

"No" that's not the reason Trump replied.

"Well then" Philbin asked, "Is it because the Biebs said that due to your non-tan complexion you kinda resemble a zombie on crack?"

"No" Trump remarked. He then told Regis that he heard that the real reason he left Live With Regis and Kelly was because he wanted Ripa to have his baby and she refused replying not if he paid her $10 million and gave her the entire state of Massachusetts.

SIDENOTE: Donald has told his fellow Republican cronies Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and Ann Coulter to push the Bieber birth certificate issue every chance they get.

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