Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 February 2014

image for Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not
Lately this is the only photo that the paparazzi has been getting from Justin Bieber.

TORONTO - Justin Bieber says that he has made an appointment to see a therapist about his addiction to caffeine and cashews.

The Canadian singer recently told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-á-Vis that he feels that the news media has treated him unfairly simply because he is one of the most talented singers in the entire world and maybe even the universe.

Bieber has confided to his mom, the very depressed Pattie Mallette, that all of this bullcra*p is just merely a phase he is going through.

He said that all great rock singers go through it. He commented that Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, J.Lo, and even the museum piece Madonna all went through the dreaded phase.

His mother insists that his problem is that he is in denial. Justin replies by saying that he has never smoked pot and that he may be in denial but maybe not."

ARTICLE NOTE: Hollywood Vis-a-Vis will stay with the Canadian twit's story and bring you any updates as they become dated up.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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