Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 31 January 2014

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A Southwest Airlines jet taking off from Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport.

DENVER - The director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport, Washburn Bookbottom, has announced that the airport has just approved a brand new airport slogan.

The slogan which will be put up all over the airport terminals will read "All of Colorado's planes fly much higher than planes from any other non-marijuana state."

When told by a reporter with National Spotlight Magazine that Washington state's planes also fly as high as Colorado's planes do, Bookbottom shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Hey, I just stated what the advertisement company told me."

He then remarked that if someone wants to argue the fact then they can contact the ad agency which is based in Hong Kong, China.

SIDENOTE: One of the airport restaurant's The Burger Bandit has said that since they added marijuana brownies to their menu their business has shot up 725 percent.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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