Soon Drones Will Be First Responders in Many Emergencies

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Saturday, 25 January 2014

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The first thing that will happen after a terrorist bombing, tornado, earthquake, bank hold-up will soon be a drone.

Plans now being drawn up by emergency responders like police, firemen, even soldiers will be a drone or team of drones to check out the situation and send back info before any humans are sent.

"Think how many lives this will save", stated one fireman. "We will basically know what the situation is, that we're going into."

Other areas in the planning are situations where school children are involved, if the fire has been set to draw in firemen as targets and before sending in an army like we did in Iraq, a huge team of drones can come in, identify targets and signal a robotic army into action before any humans are even involved in person.

At present the United States and Japan are the two leading nations involved and they are teaming up on several things as I write this.

"Soon we'll have better pics of Iran, Iraq, etc. It's already bringing them to the talking stage a lot faster. They can lie all they like but we will already know what is going on", stated one high ranking officer.

"In one way this is great to know and in another way, it's a little scary."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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