Missing Workers May Be Connected With Science DNA

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Wednesday, 15 January 2014

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Police in Las Vegas, Nevada are now searching for a "freak" identified by a prostitute after two other prostitutes have been missing for weeks.

This lady is in pretty bad shape but has told police a great deal about her attacker.

"It was a male or man I think. He looked like a man but had all these weird looking features. He sort of jumped at times and his face was all distorted."

Prostitute "J" who has asked not to be identified, says she wasn't even sure this male being was human but that she didn't believe in creatures from another world.

"He had long thin fingernails and went for my neck and when I cuffed his ears he howled in rage and drew back from me. Suddenly he heard something, began to sniff, and took flight."

"J" says that was what saved her. She lost a lot of blood but doctors think she will pull though physically but may need mental help about whatever she saw.

"This was no mask or person with makeup or some of it would have been on her body. The DNA evidence thus far has been inconclusive as most is human but there a some discrepancies", stated a doctor who has been in charge. "I think something is going on over at that lab."

Meanwhile, Research Inc nearby say they are working on other things. Wonder what type of things?

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