It seems that a new trend is coming into it's own as youth are quickly bored and want everyone to know how different they are!
"Now they are cutting off their feet!", says surgeon. "Either we do it right or they get some hack who doesn't so we go ahead."
"It was bad enough before with Brenda's Piercing her tongue and nose but now she's gone and cut off her feet", says one sad father.
Another says his daughter has done the same thing. He said it was bad enough with the piercing of her "naughty bits" but that this was crazy.
There's been some competition as some have given bulls the 'date rape' drug and ruined some farmer's cattle.
"They don't seem to think ahead about how she's going to get a job, raise kids, keep her husband staying in bed with those icy cutters. Oh, she may come in the front door and bounce all over the house but she'll do the best she can, I guess", stated Brenda's dad.
The parents say they hope socialized medicine will replace their feet with something better invented in the future.
Meanwhile, Brenda was down at the "Dance All Night" bouncing all over the floor.
Our reporters asked for an interview the next day with Brenda but the parents said they were all off on a skiing trip.
