Vice-President Joe Biden Makes Some Sexual Comments About Megyn Kelly

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

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Megyn Kelly at a recent FOX News Christmas party.

DETROIT - Vice-President Joe Biden was in MoTown dedicating a statue in honor of Henry Ford, the famous automaker.

The vice-president was asked by Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine for his opinion on the Santa Claus remark that FOX newswoman Megyn Kelly had made.

Vice-President Biden smiled and replied "Well to be perfectly honest Durango, I didn't really much care for her St. Nick remark but have you seen the luscious legs on that Republican bitch?"

Tucker nodded that he had and added that the GOP babe could win just about any legs contest in the nation.

Biden then whispered "You know Tucker, Megyn's legs are so sexy I swear that I would shave them with my tongue."

"TMI, Mr. Vice-President, TMI."

"TMI?" the vice-president asked, "is that some kind of secret sexual code that I don't know about or what?"

Tucker started laughing and replied that TMI simply stood for Too Much Information.

"I knew that Tucky, I was just pulling your leg, or let me rephrase that, oh how I wish I was pulling Megyn's leg. Mmmm-Mmmm."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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