Charles Manson's Girlfriend Says She Wants To Have A Little Charlie

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

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A photo of Starstruck, Charles Manson's girlfriend.

CORCORAN, California - The girlfriend of the most evil demon in the United States has said that she wants to marry the infamous Charles Manson and have his baby; preferably a boy.

Manson, who is 79, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison for 44 years for his part in planning the grisly so called Sharon Tate Hollywood Murders back in 1969.

Manson has always claimed that he was told to tell his followers to do what they did by listening to the lyrics of the Beatles album Helter Skelter.

Guards at Corcoran say that Charlie spends his days weaving fuchsia baskets and his nights making pink doilies.

They say that he is not gay but he has developed a slight lisp over the past two years.

Manson's girlfriend, whom he calls Starstruck, is 25-years-old and her computer keyboard is definitely missing some of the keys; about 14 of them.

She was interviewed by The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle and revealed that she loves Chuckles, as she calls him, and she does not give a friggin frack that he is old enough to be her great-grandfather.

The CCCC learned from one of the guards that Charlie bakes cookies shaped like Starstruck's (INTIMATE BODY PART DELETED) and he then proceeds to eat them in front of her whenever she visits.

Guards say that this seems to make Starstruck want to hurry up and marry the crazy ass lunatic.

SIDENOTE: Charles Manson had stated that he wanted Bill O'Reilly with FOX News to be the best man at his wedding. O'Reilly reportedly said "Not if I was given every gambling casino in Vegas, the entire contents of Fort Knox, and Kate Upton."

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