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Funny story: Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"

Charles Manson's Ghost Admits Gruesome Murders, But "It Was A Long Time Ago"

Charles Manson, who died in 2017, having spent 45 years in prison for, amongst other things, 7 counts of first-degree murder, and one of conspiracy to murder, but who always denied having committed the acts, has finally come clean through his ghost,...

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Funny story: Candidate for US judicial position did not know who Charles Manson is!

Candidate for US judicial position did not know who Charles Manson is!

After searching high and low for candidates to slip into the US judicial world, naturally trimmed in the philosophy of the current US president, it seems that knowledge of the system requires only one thing; to say yes to Sir Donald! One candidate...

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Funny story: Charles Manson to play at Trump Inauguration

Charles Manson to play at Trump Inauguration

Depraved mass murderer, musician and Beach Boy song writer, Charles Manson, has agreed to play at the presidential inauguration being held at the White House in Washington DC on January 20th of 2017. The 82 year old Manson will be released from Corc...

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Funny story: Celebrities Line Up Hoping to Be Pardoned by Obama Before He Leaves Office

Celebrities Line Up Hoping to Be Pardoned by Obama Before He Leaves Office

Washington, DC It has long been a tradition for U.S. Presidents leaving office to pardon people. President Clinton pardoned 140 in the last days of his office. Some of the celebrities requesting meetings with Obama, besides the obvious like O.J. S...

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Funny story: Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...

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Funny story: Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

CORCORAN, CA - In case you haven't heard, Charles Manson is about to get married. That's right, single ladies, if you liked him then you should've put a ring on it. Now, all the Monday morning quarterbacking starts on 'what could have been' for...

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Funny story: Manson Eyes Downtown Wheeling As Home; Could Live In A Box Or At Library

Manson Eyes Downtown Wheeling As Home; Could Live In A Box Or At Library

THE BOTTOMLESS PIT, WHEELING, WV -- While many believe a report that Charles Manson will be paroled is just a hoax, we have learned from a source (Manson's third cousin's ex-wife's deported housekeeper Rosalita) who spoke on the condition of anonymit...

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Funny story: Charles Manson's Girlfriend Says She Wants To Have A Little Charlie

Charles Manson's Girlfriend Says She Wants To Have A Little Charlie

CORCORAN, California - The girlfriend of the most evil demon in the United States has said that she wants to marry the infamous Charles Manson and have his baby; preferably a boy. Manson, who is 79, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison f...

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Funny story: Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

CORCORAN, California - Charles Manson, who masterminded the so called Helter Skelter killings of 1969, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison for 44 years. An inside source (no pun intended) stated that in those 44 years, Charlie, as the d...

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Funny story: Helter Skeltered For Your Inspection: Charles Manson And His Bride To Be Or Not To Be, That Surely Must Be The Question, Right? (Maybe, but in the meantime, don't call me, Shirley!)

Helter Skeltered For Your Inspection: Charles Manson And His Bride To Be Or Not To Be, That Surely Must Be The Question, Right? (Maybe, but in the meantime, don't call me, Shirley!)

San Francisco - Oh happy day! Charles Manson is at long last maybe, just maybe, getting married. Or, so claims one of the convicted murderers most loyally-driven delusional fans. "Yep, it's true," said Star, the blank and distant fiancée in...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney: I think now is the time to admit that "Helter Skelter" really was about a race war

Paul McCartney: I think now is the time to admit that "Helter Skelter" really was about a race war

This August marks the 44th anniversary of the Tate-LaBianca murders, a brutal killing spree orchestrated by a lunatic named Charles Manson. Manson's justification for the murders was that a Beatles song--"Helter Skelter", largely written by me--prophesized a violent uprising in which blacks would murder most of the white race. Manson believed that the Tate-LaBianca murders would spark the...

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Funny story: Charles Manson Explains Why He'd Vote For Romney (If He Could Vote)

Charles Manson Explains Why He'd Vote For Romney (If He Could Vote)

CORCORAN, California - The most infamous inmate in the history of Corcoran State Prison, Charles Manson, has been denied parole for the 12th time. Manson, who is now 77, was convicted for his role in the Sharon Tate murders of 1969. He was rece...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He Can't Help His Charles Manson Stare

Russell Brand Says He Can't Help His Charles Manson Stare

EL SEGUNDO - Russell Brand was sitting in The Second Base Bar when he was approached by the bar manager. Brand was told by Guido Gunafoochee that he needed to tone down his enthusiasm a bit as he was using way too many curse words and there were s...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Gets A Very Strange Endorsement

Mitt Romney Gets A Very Strange Endorsement

CHICOPEE, Massachusetts - Mitt Romney brought his Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour to the city that claims to be the place where Paul Revere bought the horse he rode on his midnight ride during the Revolutionary War. Right off the b...

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Funny story: Charles Manson To Write His Memoirs

Charles Manson To Write His Memoirs

Los Angeles, CA - Serial killer and arch fiend Charles Manson reportedly is busily fiddling around in his jail cell writing his memoirs. The publishing company, "Bloodthirsty Junk Online, Inc." contacted him via his "celebrity serial killer c...

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Funny story: Charles Manson, 72, admits to the world he's an evil bastard?

Charles Manson, 72, admits to the world he's an evil bastard?

Mass murderer, self acclaimed son of Satan (plenty of candidates for that position) and quite insane lifer, Charles Manson, has admitted to the world that he's still an evil bastard (so what's new?)! Back in the sixties Charles and his gang of hip...

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Funny story: Charles Manson Says We're All Doomed - So It Must Be Right

Charles Manson Says We're All Doomed - So It Must Be Right

Giving his first prison interview in 20 years, convicted killer Charles Manson has warned the entire human race that we'll all be doomed if we're not extremely careful. "We keep chopping down the trees, eating the birds, poisoning the bees, and bu...

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