HOLLYWOOD - Several Tinsel Town entertainment media publications including Bedroom Pillow Talk are reporting a story about one of the biggest teen idols of the 70s. David Cassidy who starred in the musical sitcom The Partridge Family has just been...
THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS - The International Court of Justice (ICJ), the principal judicial organ of the United Nations, has placed the United States on a year's probation. The ICJ determined that the U.S. was guilty of mishandling of the world's en...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media that hip hop rap artist Chris Brown, who seems to have become the black, male version of Lindsay Lohan, may find himself in some deep do, as they say down in t...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan still has a little over four more weeks in rehab before she is released. An unnamed source stated that when Lohan is released she will have to be released under the supervision and guardianship of an adult. Her mothe...
CHICAGO - Chris Brown has just had his probation revoked and the hip hopper who thought it was cute to beat the heck out of his girlfriend Rihanna could end up singing acapella and most probably falsetto in prison. According to Celebrity Globe rep...
BEVERLY HILLS - Dana Lohan was out and about strutting around on one of the most famous streets in the world, Rodeo Drive. The mother of the infamous Lindsay Lohan said that she hopes that somehow, someway her much troubled daughter finally gets o...
LOS ANGELES - Shawn Holley, who was up until this week, Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, has got to be one of the most patient women in the entire United States. Holley has tried her best to help the little, misguided Hollywood rich girl, but all to no ava...
LOS ANGELES - After being on probation for nearly five years, a Los Angeles County judge has lifted the much-troubled starlets probationary status. Judge Stephanie "The Gavel" Sautner advised the celebutante known as "LiLo" that she wants for her...
Today a victory was scored for the battered and weary titan that is British justice. Due to the increase of people been sniffed on the bus by strangers, stalking will be now be classified as a crime. The news excited P. Tom of the probation union...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A highly reliable, unnamed, inside White House source has revealed that President Obama recently had a heart-to-heart meeting with Vice-President Joe Biden. According to the source, it is really no secret at the White House that...
LOS ANGELES - It appears that finally one of the judges hearing the many and varied cases of one Lindsay Lohan has had her fill of the way that the little misguided prima donna thinks that she can just do whatever the hell she wants and get away with...
LOS ANGELES - After months and months of sweating out the possibility that he could end up in prison, the judge in the Mel "From Hell" Gibson - Oksana "The Pretty Pianist" Grigorieva assault case has ruled that the "Mad Aussie" will be placed on prob...
Lindsay Lohan, America's sweetheart/bad girl was caught by one of the Betty Ford staff, making a break for it, with one of her girlfriends to go out boozing it up. Lindsay, who has been court ordered, to go to an extended stay in a rehab might no...
Rural Wiltshire, England: A privately educated 57-year-old Lady nearing her pension age and bus pass, who has a degree in microbiology from Warwick University and works as a market researcher, has fallen victim to the tin-pot dictatorship of the Wil...
HM Probation Service, London: As part of attempts to keep down the cost of the criminal justice system, the probation watchdog has suggested that Murders and other serious crimes committed by prisoners such as Raoul Moat, released early from jail, m...
Los Angeles County Circuit Court reviewed what it called a "clean report card" on Chris Brown's behavior this week, while Brown nears the end of his probation. Speaking to reporters after the update hearing, Brown indicated he was ready to "move on"...
Paris Hilton arrived late for a Los Angeles court date today, but claimed that keeping the judge and attorney's waiting was not her fault. "Have you seen the new shoes at Gucci? I mean, they expect me to be in some courtroom when they are...
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